Funniest Lines/Moments

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Ok, if you have ever watched Dancing With The Stars you know some pretty funny lines can be heard from time to time. I thought it would be fun to post some of those here. I will start it off.........

Last night during the men's night when Mark Cuban and Kyn Johnson were practicing and she said she did not like it when he held his rod (he has a rod in his hip/leg from hip replacement surgery he just had) and he said:

I hold my rod a lot .... (big grin on his face).......LMAO

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Drew's face when Cheryl said Wayne is probably her best partner.......(although it was planned it was still funny as hell!)

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when Drew said he didn't smile until week 6 and Helio smiles all the time and Helio said something like, "I guess I am having a better time than you did"

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when Bruno said he almost got a hernia watching Albert's crotch action.

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Drew when speaking of Sam's baby. "I may be partly responsible

(this was from the Ladies Night show)

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I also liked Marie's line. "25 million viewers, 22 million Osmonds" LOL

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another one from Marie Osmond:

"she is not throwing in the towel because she hates to do laundry"

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"I'd like to skinny dip in his eyes"

This was when one of the audience was talking about Cameron