Post by babybear on Oct 26, 2005 10:47:15 GMT -5
The Apprentice Season 4
Episode 5
Zarutha, coming to a float near you
So the girls walk back into the suite after the board room and the men start asking questions about what happened. Before anyone else can say a word Kristi says "Let's go to the bedroom girls." Who the hell does she think she is? If I were the other girls I'd have duct taped her mouth shut, threw her in the room alone, tied her to a chair and left. Judging by the men's excitement at the girls going to the bedroom I'm sure they'd be behind that idea as well.
The girls have a discussion about not backstabbing each other. Any bets on how long this will last? I don't care how sweet a girl is, you put them in a group and try to get something accomplished and there WILL be backstabbing.
Is it just me or does that gold phone look like a sex toy? As I say this the blond gets up and answers it. I think I've seen this movie.
Since the girls suck so bad they get to pick a man to join their team and they choose Randall. They all throw themselves at him and he gets this look on his face like he's just died and gone to heaven. Trot out the ladies!
For the task they have to design a float for the new movie Zathura. I missed why a float but I'm assuming a parade's involved?
I've been wondering for weeks now who Markus reminds me of and I finally figured it out.
The men get to the meeting with the movie director (who by the way played Monica's boyfriend for awhile on friends) and the first thing the PM does is call the movie Zarutha. Nice first impression dumb ass. They watch the trailer then clap like the brown noses they are, to which the director said "clapping's not going to get you anywhere." I like this guy.
I'm still unclear as to why they're making floats.
I have no idea how Markus made it through the audition process because he is about as useful as teats on a bull. He does NOTHING! He is just wandering around the room staring at things. I can't figure out if he's just lazy or a complete dumb ass.
Well at least they found one use for him...he's great at ordering dinner.
Back with the ladies, well and Randall, Jen and Kristi have a tiff, I'm not 100% sure over what because I was concentrating on the subway sub in Kristi's hand and contemplating dashing out and getting myself one. mmmm, subway.
As Markus stands around and watches the other members of the team work their asses off cleaning he actually has the nerve to get mad and confront them about the comment made earlier about him being really great at ordering dinner. What a moron! Maybe if he actually did some work and contributed something to the planning of a task they'd trust him with more than just ordering dinner. Hell he can't even pick up a GO broom. My 7 year old can sweep!
The only thing interesting at Capital Edge is that the cameraman seems rather enthralled with the thong sticking out of that girl's pants as she crouches under the float. Which brings me back to the fact that I still don't know why they need floats for the movie.
The men present their float and the director gets wood over the fact that it has audio. Men are so easily amused. Unfortunately the presentation itself is horrible because the PM won't STFU which was made even funnier by the fact that Carolyn kept rolling her eyes. One of the men said he'd been injected with Markus fluid. Wow that conjures up visuals that I'm not really comfortable with. They do have a nice float though.
The women's team (plus Randall) sadly did even worse. Jen mispronounced the name of the movie EVERY time she said it. Not once or twice but EVERY TIME! This made Carolyn and Bill crack up. Then Jen proceeds to point out all the things that sucked about the float. What a dumb ass! Let's point out the mistakes on the off chance that maybe he didn't notice the glaring mistakes. The float was pretty bad.
The men obviously win and they get a really weird reward, (I think they're running out of ideas or something) they get to write and record a rap song with Wy Cliff Job or something like that.
The song they write is called Rubble Man, because apparently Brian's head and neck resemble Barney Rubble. So by all means let's write a rap song about it. If Trump tries to infringe on the show's popularity and markets this insult to all music everywhere I'm going to freak out. I am literally staring at my screen in horror and disbelief.
Back at the suite, Jen start crying that it's all Kristi's fault that they lost. Sure Kristi was bossy and annoying but at least she didn't butcher the presentation. Not to mention the design of the float was Jen's idea. I don't really care, I don't like either one of them.
I love the way that Carolyn totally raked Jen over the coals. Probably because she was almost crying and I'm sure Carolyn can't stand weak women. She was like a dog smelling fear.
Even though both Bill and Carolyn said they'd fire Jen when Trump asked them, he fired Kristi. He said it was because the team would never work with her on it although I believe it's because her voice was as annoying to him as it is me.
After the firing when the sidekicks usually stroke Trump's ego for making the right choice, Bill reluctantly told him he did the right thing (like he'd argue with Trump, please!) and Carolyn sat back and said nothing. Clearly she doesn't care for Jen.
On the way out Jen tries to say sorry to Kristi and is met with a "shut up Jen, I don't even wanna hear it." So I guess aside from being annoying she's also a pregnant dogy sore loser.
The song ends on a bad note... literally. That d**n Rubble Man song. *cringes*
by babybear
Episode 5
Zarutha, coming to a float near you
So the girls walk back into the suite after the board room and the men start asking questions about what happened. Before anyone else can say a word Kristi says "Let's go to the bedroom girls." Who the hell does she think she is? If I were the other girls I'd have duct taped her mouth shut, threw her in the room alone, tied her to a chair and left. Judging by the men's excitement at the girls going to the bedroom I'm sure they'd be behind that idea as well.
The girls have a discussion about not backstabbing each other. Any bets on how long this will last? I don't care how sweet a girl is, you put them in a group and try to get something accomplished and there WILL be backstabbing.
Is it just me or does that gold phone look like a sex toy? As I say this the blond gets up and answers it. I think I've seen this movie.
Since the girls suck so bad they get to pick a man to join their team and they choose Randall. They all throw themselves at him and he gets this look on his face like he's just died and gone to heaven. Trot out the ladies!
For the task they have to design a float for the new movie Zathura. I missed why a float but I'm assuming a parade's involved?
I've been wondering for weeks now who Markus reminds me of and I finally figured it out.
The men get to the meeting with the movie director (who by the way played Monica's boyfriend for awhile on friends) and the first thing the PM does is call the movie Zarutha. Nice first impression dumb ass. They watch the trailer then clap like the brown noses they are, to which the director said "clapping's not going to get you anywhere." I like this guy.
I'm still unclear as to why they're making floats.
I have no idea how Markus made it through the audition process because he is about as useful as teats on a bull. He does NOTHING! He is just wandering around the room staring at things. I can't figure out if he's just lazy or a complete dumb ass.
Well at least they found one use for him...he's great at ordering dinner.
Back with the ladies, well and Randall, Jen and Kristi have a tiff, I'm not 100% sure over what because I was concentrating on the subway sub in Kristi's hand and contemplating dashing out and getting myself one. mmmm, subway.
As Markus stands around and watches the other members of the team work their asses off cleaning he actually has the nerve to get mad and confront them about the comment made earlier about him being really great at ordering dinner. What a moron! Maybe if he actually did some work and contributed something to the planning of a task they'd trust him with more than just ordering dinner. Hell he can't even pick up a GO broom. My 7 year old can sweep!
The only thing interesting at Capital Edge is that the cameraman seems rather enthralled with the thong sticking out of that girl's pants as she crouches under the float. Which brings me back to the fact that I still don't know why they need floats for the movie.
The men present their float and the director gets wood over the fact that it has audio. Men are so easily amused. Unfortunately the presentation itself is horrible because the PM won't STFU which was made even funnier by the fact that Carolyn kept rolling her eyes. One of the men said he'd been injected with Markus fluid. Wow that conjures up visuals that I'm not really comfortable with. They do have a nice float though.
The women's team (plus Randall) sadly did even worse. Jen mispronounced the name of the movie EVERY time she said it. Not once or twice but EVERY TIME! This made Carolyn and Bill crack up. Then Jen proceeds to point out all the things that sucked about the float. What a dumb ass! Let's point out the mistakes on the off chance that maybe he didn't notice the glaring mistakes. The float was pretty bad.
The men obviously win and they get a really weird reward, (I think they're running out of ideas or something) they get to write and record a rap song with Wy Cliff Job or something like that.
The song they write is called Rubble Man, because apparently Brian's head and neck resemble Barney Rubble. So by all means let's write a rap song about it. If Trump tries to infringe on the show's popularity and markets this insult to all music everywhere I'm going to freak out. I am literally staring at my screen in horror and disbelief.
Back at the suite, Jen start crying that it's all Kristi's fault that they lost. Sure Kristi was bossy and annoying but at least she didn't butcher the presentation. Not to mention the design of the float was Jen's idea. I don't really care, I don't like either one of them.
I love the way that Carolyn totally raked Jen over the coals. Probably because she was almost crying and I'm sure Carolyn can't stand weak women. She was like a dog smelling fear.
Even though both Bill and Carolyn said they'd fire Jen when Trump asked them, he fired Kristi. He said it was because the team would never work with her on it although I believe it's because her voice was as annoying to him as it is me.
After the firing when the sidekicks usually stroke Trump's ego for making the right choice, Bill reluctantly told him he did the right thing (like he'd argue with Trump, please!) and Carolyn sat back and said nothing. Clearly she doesn't care for Jen.
On the way out Jen tries to say sorry to Kristi and is met with a "shut up Jen, I don't even wanna hear it." So I guess aside from being annoying she's also a pregnant dogy sore loser.
The song ends on a bad note... literally. That d**n Rubble Man song. *cringes*
by babybear