Post by babybear on Oct 14, 2005 16:31:04 GMT -5
The Apprentice Season 4
Episode 4
Opening thought: what kind of a name is Toral? Every time you hear the name you think of bull fighting! Toro!
Recap: Horny Seniors not mentionned....
Enter Rebecca into the suite, extremely fake reaction of happpiness ensues. I love the cat fights between the women and their rightful hatred of Toral.
Kristi quote (southern accent here): "Have you given everything from yer gut up!?"
Toral truly believes she is far better than the other women. She's just a snobby b**ch, plain and simple.
Opening - Money Money Money Money!......MONEY! How ridiculous do the fake looks of determination in the opening look?
Holy crap, a Halloween Pillsbury Doughboy commercial! I love this......wait....he just gave me a sly wink and batted his eyes? I now feel awkward for yelling out loud for joy when the commercial came on....and dirty.
A quick shot of some ragedy guy opening a run down garage....wha? Anyway, on to the suite. Hey, the suite phone looks like some kind of sex toy!! Plug for Trump Tower Ice Cream, but hey "it's no Dairy Queen".
Enter the Dairy Queen execs! You just don't sound that important. Trump yells out the task in his purple tie: create a character for Blizzard and market it to the executives, who will make the decision on the winner. Cool! Just put a picture of George on the side of the Blizzard cup with a big thumbs up! ;D
Anyone else notice that Rebecca looks like a porn star. Seriously. i'm not complaining of course, just making an observation Toral mentions being PM, but has no interest in fighting for it and Felicia gets it. Toral backed out and even Rebecca noticed it. Not so happy about keeping her around now are ya honey?
Clay agrees to be project manager for the men, then all of a sudden power trips and goes off on all these rules about speaking when spoken to, following his timelines and not arguing with any of his decisions etc... The guy stepped up, but he's being a dictator.
Toral, self professed genius, is flapping her gums in the meeting with all these ridiculous words and no one is impressed.
Jen M thinks that the fact that she was a beaty queen affects the others, and that's whhy they don't listen to her. Another one with a sad case of vanity!
Clay just said "sexy", and i'm trying to figure out...oh my God. The guys basically want to create a DQ sex Vixen. A genie from Alaska who looks eatable!!!? LOL! These guys are sexually frustrated or something! This could be a disaster if they go too far! One of the guys offers to dress in the costume of this character, "give me boobs and a nice mask". "DRAG DAIRY QUEEN"!!! "if i'm going to have boobs I want 'em big!"
Toral is asked by the PM to dress in their character's costume for the presentation. She prefers not to, and away from the other women calls it childish and says it would be an embarassment to her and her family. But being a snobby b**ch on camera ISN'T??
Kristi quote (insert southern accent): "I am so over her"
The Donald on maximizing potential. My lord his ties are bright aren't they? Power ties to the max!
A genie comes out of the cup? A jingle the executives will love? "Delicious Wishes"!!! This is pornographic! "If you want to taste delicious wishes just come and let me out"!!!!!!!!!?? Holy freakin' crap!! This is porn! Guys, tone it down!!! Or maybe i;m just a bad, bad man....Genie from a cup reminds me of Genie in a Bottle: "You gotta rub me the right way"
More complaining about Toral, she is now being told that her job is to be the mascot. She is still holding back!? The Donald is going to flip his freakin lid!! She goes so far as to say that Carolyn would refuse if Trump requested the same of her. Uh, no. She'd stand on her head and spit quarters out her butt if she was told to! Rebecca is still standing up for Toral, and I just can't see why.
The guys are frustrated when Clay comes to check on them and doesn't like any of the work they did. "Don't speak until I tell you to speak." References are made by the men comparing him to Napolean or Hitler. Clay wants to win badly, but at what cost to his position with the guys?
So the guy tries on the Vixen suit, and refuses to tape his...region...down. This is really going to make things better though, because if a woman were in the suit the porn references would be GLARING.
Kristi quote: "Toral is a goober!" and Kristi steps up to the plate to wear the costume. I love it.
Capital Edge presents....ZIP! I see where they were going, but the costume is a disaster. The idea of the women not including a logo for Dairy Queen or Blizzard does not sit well with the executives. One of them keeps looking at Zip with a look of horror. Probably wondering if the antichrist had come before them.
Excel begins by sitting a plate of finger food in front of the execs, then Jenny the Blizzard Genie enters the room. As I predicted, with a man in the suit she is not a sexy Vixen, and just looks like some kind of comic book super hero. The executives seem pleased enough.
Capital Edge forgot about the older audience, the teens that make up a big market for DQ. The execs like the genie that you have to come and let out to get delicious wishes, and I bet the horny teen boys would too. The guys win.
Clay is voted exempt despite the Hitler references. Heil mein furer! They get to go play baseball with the NY Mets. The Mets...don't they suck? Go Yankees! (insert Regis Philbin voice here)
Toral argues with the women that her reasons were personal AND spiritual for not wearing the costume. mmmhmmm, right. What god is against dressing up in costumes? Fluffy, the God of anti-Halloween? Using religion as an excuse when it isn't true is blasphemous lady, send thee henceforth into darkness!
Kristi quote: "That's bull crap."
Excel corp is like the Mets. What? How? They suck? They are not the Yankees?
Felicia tries to make it out to Jen M that the removal of the logo was not her idea but a whole team effort. She is obviously worried.
Toral says she's happy they lost, and continues on with her now usual verbal bashing. She doesn't belong in Trump's organization or the company she works for now if she believes that her behavior is less of an embarassment than the ZIP costume. Deplorable.
Toral refused to do her job, but wasn't responsible for the logo mistake and that may be what lost the task for the most part.
Enter the board room, and Carolyn looks very somber. She's probably tired of seeing the women lose all the time. Trump starts off with the logo and branding, and Carolyn and George jump in too. The team has no real answer. Toral says these people can set up balloons and plan small events, but nothing else and that they are not suited to these tasks. Toral is sppeaking over even Trump at this point, and Rebecca is lowering her head in shame. Toral uses religion as a shield and says that dressing up in a costume like that is an embarassment. Trump says he dressed up in a chicken suit on SNL and they have a laugh, all but Toral and Rebecca that is. Toral is eating her words.Toral is now lying to Trump about her religious beliefs, she's talking over her team and Trump, she interrupts her friend Rebecca and Rebecca again looks dismayed! Toral's big mouth is sealing her fate! Trump asks Rebecca who she would fire. Rebecca says that Toral didn't step up, and now Troal is being thrown to the wolves!! Toral back pedals, lies, interrupts, tries anything to get the attention off her....but her big mouth and even bigger ego are getting in the way.
holy crapp...wait...Trump fires Toral on the spot!!! OMG!! "Go, OUT!" he says!
Now Trump says a kind word and says it's too bad because she was very smart, but how smart could she have been? Shutting up may have kept her around.
written by Santa Monica Van Boy
Episode 4
Opening thought: what kind of a name is Toral? Every time you hear the name you think of bull fighting! Toro!
Recap: Horny Seniors not mentionned....
Enter Rebecca into the suite, extremely fake reaction of happpiness ensues. I love the cat fights between the women and their rightful hatred of Toral.
Kristi quote (southern accent here): "Have you given everything from yer gut up!?"
Toral truly believes she is far better than the other women. She's just a snobby b**ch, plain and simple.
Opening - Money Money Money Money!......MONEY! How ridiculous do the fake looks of determination in the opening look?
Holy crap, a Halloween Pillsbury Doughboy commercial! I love this......wait....he just gave me a sly wink and batted his eyes? I now feel awkward for yelling out loud for joy when the commercial came on....and dirty.
A quick shot of some ragedy guy opening a run down garage....wha? Anyway, on to the suite. Hey, the suite phone looks like some kind of sex toy!! Plug for Trump Tower Ice Cream, but hey "it's no Dairy Queen".
Enter the Dairy Queen execs! You just don't sound that important. Trump yells out the task in his purple tie: create a character for Blizzard and market it to the executives, who will make the decision on the winner. Cool! Just put a picture of George on the side of the Blizzard cup with a big thumbs up! ;D
Anyone else notice that Rebecca looks like a porn star. Seriously. i'm not complaining of course, just making an observation Toral mentions being PM, but has no interest in fighting for it and Felicia gets it. Toral backed out and even Rebecca noticed it. Not so happy about keeping her around now are ya honey?
Clay agrees to be project manager for the men, then all of a sudden power trips and goes off on all these rules about speaking when spoken to, following his timelines and not arguing with any of his decisions etc... The guy stepped up, but he's being a dictator.
Toral, self professed genius, is flapping her gums in the meeting with all these ridiculous words and no one is impressed.
Jen M thinks that the fact that she was a beaty queen affects the others, and that's whhy they don't listen to her. Another one with a sad case of vanity!
Clay just said "sexy", and i'm trying to figure out...oh my God. The guys basically want to create a DQ sex Vixen. A genie from Alaska who looks eatable!!!? LOL! These guys are sexually frustrated or something! This could be a disaster if they go too far! One of the guys offers to dress in the costume of this character, "give me boobs and a nice mask". "DRAG DAIRY QUEEN"!!! "if i'm going to have boobs I want 'em big!"
Toral is asked by the PM to dress in their character's costume for the presentation. She prefers not to, and away from the other women calls it childish and says it would be an embarassment to her and her family. But being a snobby b**ch on camera ISN'T??
Kristi quote (insert southern accent): "I am so over her"
The Donald on maximizing potential. My lord his ties are bright aren't they? Power ties to the max!
A genie comes out of the cup? A jingle the executives will love? "Delicious Wishes"!!! This is pornographic! "If you want to taste delicious wishes just come and let me out"!!!!!!!!!?? Holy freakin' crap!! This is porn! Guys, tone it down!!! Or maybe i;m just a bad, bad man....Genie from a cup reminds me of Genie in a Bottle: "You gotta rub me the right way"
More complaining about Toral, she is now being told that her job is to be the mascot. She is still holding back!? The Donald is going to flip his freakin lid!! She goes so far as to say that Carolyn would refuse if Trump requested the same of her. Uh, no. She'd stand on her head and spit quarters out her butt if she was told to! Rebecca is still standing up for Toral, and I just can't see why.
The guys are frustrated when Clay comes to check on them and doesn't like any of the work they did. "Don't speak until I tell you to speak." References are made by the men comparing him to Napolean or Hitler. Clay wants to win badly, but at what cost to his position with the guys?
So the guy tries on the Vixen suit, and refuses to tape his...region...down. This is really going to make things better though, because if a woman were in the suit the porn references would be GLARING.
Kristi quote: "Toral is a goober!" and Kristi steps up to the plate to wear the costume. I love it.
Capital Edge presents....ZIP! I see where they were going, but the costume is a disaster. The idea of the women not including a logo for Dairy Queen or Blizzard does not sit well with the executives. One of them keeps looking at Zip with a look of horror. Probably wondering if the antichrist had come before them.
Excel begins by sitting a plate of finger food in front of the execs, then Jenny the Blizzard Genie enters the room. As I predicted, with a man in the suit she is not a sexy Vixen, and just looks like some kind of comic book super hero. The executives seem pleased enough.
Capital Edge forgot about the older audience, the teens that make up a big market for DQ. The execs like the genie that you have to come and let out to get delicious wishes, and I bet the horny teen boys would too. The guys win.
Clay is voted exempt despite the Hitler references. Heil mein furer! They get to go play baseball with the NY Mets. The Mets...don't they suck? Go Yankees! (insert Regis Philbin voice here)
Toral argues with the women that her reasons were personal AND spiritual for not wearing the costume. mmmhmmm, right. What god is against dressing up in costumes? Fluffy, the God of anti-Halloween? Using religion as an excuse when it isn't true is blasphemous lady, send thee henceforth into darkness!
Kristi quote: "That's bull crap."
Excel corp is like the Mets. What? How? They suck? They are not the Yankees?
Felicia tries to make it out to Jen M that the removal of the logo was not her idea but a whole team effort. She is obviously worried.
Toral says she's happy they lost, and continues on with her now usual verbal bashing. She doesn't belong in Trump's organization or the company she works for now if she believes that her behavior is less of an embarassment than the ZIP costume. Deplorable.
Toral refused to do her job, but wasn't responsible for the logo mistake and that may be what lost the task for the most part.
Enter the board room, and Carolyn looks very somber. She's probably tired of seeing the women lose all the time. Trump starts off with the logo and branding, and Carolyn and George jump in too. The team has no real answer. Toral says these people can set up balloons and plan small events, but nothing else and that they are not suited to these tasks. Toral is sppeaking over even Trump at this point, and Rebecca is lowering her head in shame. Toral uses religion as a shield and says that dressing up in a costume like that is an embarassment. Trump says he dressed up in a chicken suit on SNL and they have a laugh, all but Toral and Rebecca that is. Toral is eating her words.Toral is now lying to Trump about her religious beliefs, she's talking over her team and Trump, she interrupts her friend Rebecca and Rebecca again looks dismayed! Toral's big mouth is sealing her fate! Trump asks Rebecca who she would fire. Rebecca says that Toral didn't step up, and now Troal is being thrown to the wolves!! Toral back pedals, lies, interrupts, tries anything to get the attention off her....but her big mouth and even bigger ego are getting in the way.
holy crapp...wait...Trump fires Toral on the spot!!! OMG!! "Go, OUT!" he says!
Now Trump says a kind word and says it's too bad because she was very smart, but how smart could she have been? Shutting up may have kept her around.
written by Santa Monica Van Boy