Feed Recap 03-09-08

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12:25AM BBT: Natalie, Matt, Adam and Ryan are outside. Sheila is in bed sleeping and Josh, James and Sharon are in bed. Chelsia joins the group outside. Natalie is telling her stalker story and it leads to a discussion of self-protection.

Sharon, James and Josh are searching for Natalie’s cheat sheet. They’re looking everywhere in the pink room Josh opens a bible and shakes it but someone is coming so they turn the lights out and hide. Adam comes in, Josh asks where Natalie’s paper was and Adam explains that BB took it away from her.

Natalie has joined them and Josh asks her about them taking away her cheat sheet. She tells them BB did take it and she thinks it’s because she cracked the code.

12:45AM BBT: Josh has woken Sheila and tells her he’s worried. Sheila tells him to stop because it’s making her worry and she could be the one that goes up. Josh thinks he’s going up.

Chelsia heads to the HoH room again. Last time she went Ryan was in the shower. Josh tells her, “May the force be with you, go little red riding hood. I'll be waiting.” Ryan lets her in this time and apologizes about before. He was busy doing jerking off in the shower. We get FotH.

Chelsia wants to know if Ryan has told Adam what’s going on (putting Matt up) and does he want her and James to tell Adam. He tells her it’s ok he’ll do it. Chelsia put a little pressure on Ryan, she tells him that there is security for him if he follows their plan, if he doesn’t he’ll have the whole house going after him. Ryan agrees and explains the he isn’t going to do something that will jeopardize his security in the house. Chelsia feels reassured and she leaves Ryan. He says to himself, “That’s BS. Let them turn on themselves!”

12:55AM BBT: Chelsia comes from HoH room after talking to Ryan, and tells the only awake HGs Josh and James, that Ryan will put Matt up tomorrow. Josh says, “Yeah but ya never know he might want to backdoor me.” Chelsia says, “Ryan wouldn’t say that to my face knowing that if he did that next week he would have three of the four left and we would gun for him.”

1:00AM BBT: Josh and Chelsia head to bed, and James is brushing his teeth.

Chelsia, James and Josh are in the SR. Chelsia tells them what Ryan said and that he told her Matt has been all over him today but he doesn’t want to go against the entire house. She tells James that she got a good feeling from the meeting. They were all heading to bed.

But at 1:45AM BBT: They head out to the HT. Josh says that Sharon is getting on his nerves, the blankie and calling him Babe all the time. They start talking bad about Natalie and make fun of her map (the one they wanted) then Move on to trashing Matt and laughing that he’ll be stuck in sequester with Natalie. They move to Sheila bashing and whom they’re going to nominate next week.

3:00AM BBT: To reflect daylight savings. They discuss whom Ryan will gravitate to after Matt is gone. They think it will be James and Adam. James asks if either would have an issue with backdooring Ryan next week. Chelsia thinks it’s a bad move. Josh tells them, “They totally underestimated us."

Josh doesn't feel bad about getting Matt out because Matt would have been trying to get them out one by one. Josh said Ryan told him that Matt had suggested Josh and Sharon as nominees. Now planning for Chelsia to work Natalie, while James works Sheila to keep the votes in line for Matt's eviction.

Josh says, “Shelia has to have the scariest girl thingy and ass I’ve ever seen, it’s not hairy its fury.”

3:15AM BBT: The group rehash how funny it was Natalie having trouble spelling words during the food competition and Natalie will be in porn and work at hooters again.

Chelsia and James tell Josh they have to hide Natalie's bible next week were Neil had his clothes. The talk as if Matt has already left the house and make fun of Adam's bike saying it’s probably a cheep Honda and Discuss how Ryan gets made when people bash Jen.

Josh says, “If we didn’t make this deal with Ryan, one of us could have been backdoored this week.” They’re all now in the kitchen checking the slop house.

3:40AM BBT: All in bed.

9:30 AM BBT: We get trivia. Hopefully they are waking up the HGs.

9:45 AM BBT: Everyone is up and around doing ADLs. I can hear Sheila and a hairdryer.

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9:50AM BBT: Everyone is getting up and getting ready for the day. Adam and Matt were in the storage room exchanging their microphones and they are talking about how James was looking at Matt this morning when he woke up. He says he can't wait until this goes down today. Camera switches to Josh whispering something to Sheila while she's in the shower. Adam walks in and says, “good morning Sheeeeila” she says, “good morning Addddam.”

Just general morning chitchat around the house.

James, Josh and Adam are outside talking about how it's going to be insane after the meeting. James and Josh still thinks Matt is going on the block. Adam asks them if Natalie is ok with this plan and they tell him that it was really Natalie that made them come up with this plan. Adam keeps says, “It's going to be nuts.” (He knows Matt is not going up). He really seems to be acting like he's on board with “getting Matty out.”

Adam is acting like he didn’t know anything. James and Josh explaining why Ryan didn’t take the PoV, and why he didn’t choose Matt to play in PoV and that it’s all been set up from the beginning. They told him that Natalie is the one who had the idea to send him out. Adam is in disbelief and acting it up that he had no idea.

10:20AM BBT: Josh comes in and tells Chelsia that Adam is on board. Adam says he is always the last to know everything. Josh tells him it's because he has been hanging around Matt so much.

Matt and Adam meet each other in the kitchen and they can barely keep from cracking up when they look at each other.

All morning we have side one bragging about how Matt is going up and reveling in the shock that is to come while side to is laughing about the real shock to come when James is nominated.

10:35AM BBT: Josh is outside telling Sheila that they're making sure Adam has someone with him at all times. His own “handler” so he doesn't tell Matt he's going up on the block.

Meanwhile… In the pink room, Adam is telling Matt what Josh and James told him earlier. Guess the “handler” lost Adam…

11:00AM BBT: Ryan just got called to the DR. They say first Ryan then Chelsia then it will be the PoV ceremony.

11:05AM BBT: Josh, Adam and James are outside talking about how Sheila thinks Adam is such a nice guy for giving her the 10 thousand, and everyone knows that he just wanted the bike, but we will just go with the nice guy story.

Adam goes inside and Chelsia comes out and they talk about how Adam just found out and how he is cool with everything and is down with everyone. While Adam is in the bathroom with Matt and Natalie telling them how James and Josh think that Matt is going up. They laugh and smile and Adam says, “I love big brother” and Matt says, “I love big brother too.”

11:10AM BBT: Josh, James and Chelsia are outside saying how stupid Natalie and how they told her they had to change the clock and Natalie said, "We go up an hour?" Chelsia says, “Have you never changed a clock pregnant dog?” The subject changes to BB8 and James he and Evelthingy would be good friends. Josh says, “Who knew our little plan would all come together?” and snickers.

11:20AM BBT: We’re back from FotH and Matt and James are playing a game of pool.

11:30AM BBT: All cams on Josh and Chelsia in BY on chaise lounges by pool.

11:35AM BBT: Josh, Sheila and Natalie talk about Allison giving Chelsia a hand job...

Natalie and Sheila move to sauna room to do nails and Matt walks by. They call him in there to have a prayer. She makes him sit down on the couch with them and hold hands while she says a prayer.

BB told Sheila to change her battery. Apparently it dropped in the toilet.

In the HoH with Ryan, Matt and Adam. They are praising Matt for standing up to Josh outside. They are getting pumped up for the PoV ceremony. Talking about what he is going to say. Adam leaves and Ryan asks Matt to leave so that he can get ready for his speech. Ryan is bouncing his ball all over the room.

11:50PM BBT: Josh and Sharon outside talking. He thinks they control the vote and Josh says, "f**k these people."

12:05PM BBT: FotH. False alarm, we come back and everyone is chatting or walking around or getting ready.

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12:40PM BBT: BB: “House guests, this is a lockdown. Please go outside, and close the sliding glass door.”

12:42PM BBT: Ryan came out to the BY and Josh asked him what was wrong. Ryan told Josh that he’s stressed out. Josh asked if it was because of putting up Matt. And he says that it’s hard because he’s one of his friends. Josh says that they can be friends outside the house and assures him that he’s doing the right thing for his “well being.” Sharon just asks Josh if they are fine and he assures her that they are fine. All HGs are outside.

12:50PM BBT: Sheila is whining about her red unitard needs washing. James offers to wash and dry it tonight when she goes to bed. Sharon is talking about how much work has gone into creating the BB house. Natalie and James are playing pool. Sheila and Sharon are talking about LAX. FotH for a second and come back.

Most of the house is outside waiting for the PoV ceremony to begin.

12:52PM BBT: FotH.

1:20PM BBT: Feeds are back, James is on the block.

1:25AM BBT: Natalie and Sheila have Sharon on the couch talking to her. Matt comes in and is talking to Sharon and trying to make her feel ok with things. Sharon looks shocked. No one else on feeds right now. Matt questions whom her alliance will vote for, her or James and she says she doesn't know.

Chelsia and Adam outside. Chelsia asking who he is with them or us. She wants to know if he knew this was going down. Adam saying he is by himself in this game. Both sides think he is with them, and he doesn't know where he stands.

Matt comes outside matt just confirmed to Chelsia, Sheila and Nat are not on their side. He then tells her that he knew about the plan right away and that he heard Chelsia was going to tell Matt “f**k You” when he went out of the house.
Matt: “You can be mad at me all you want.”
Chelsia: “I knew that this was going to happen.” Chelsia tells Matt that you are not BB and Matt Keeps asking Chelsia why she didn’t try to get on Matt’s side. He says, “James and Sharon can campaign it up!” Chelsia saying she knew this was going to happen.

1:30PM BBT: Ryan comes to BY and tells Matt he needs to calm down. Chelsia tells Ryan he made the mistake. She says you had two weeks and he says hey it's a game.

Ryan says he knew James was her boy. Matt is saying he just came out there to chill and she was saying nuts. Ryan says he is f**ked either way he is stuck in the middle. Chelsia says she doesn't see it that way.

Josh is pacing the floor while Sharon, Natalie and Sheila still sitting on the couch discussing what happened. Sharon and Natalie are denying knowing anything about the decision that Ryan made. Little do they know, Matt has already thrown them under the bus and told Chelsia that they didn't have everyone that they thought they had.

Natalie, Sharon and Sheila are in the living room on couch talking. James is in the spa face down. Josh comes in and says were you in on this? Sheila says, “NO - I was in bed early last night.” We can hear Chelsia in BY yelling.

James walks in and they are all saying, “WOW, this is a big shock.” Natalie is saying you guys have to realize that if you all are talking to Ryan and Matt and others are talking it is only fair that he decide what to do for himself. Say he was the winner of the PoV and let Chelsia have it. Sharon says there must have already have been a plan since he let that happen. Sheila says only thing she talked to him about was the money.

Josh is upset, Sharon is in shock and Natalie and Sheila are working Sharon to get her on their side.

1:40PM BBT: Josh is now saying I can't wait to win some HoH. Natalie says, “Me too!” Josh says, “I think I am a little more vocal and will tear some not a very nice persons.” Natalie says, “When I saw he was on the block and not Matt I know exactly who I am voting for.” Sharon is still in shock. Sheila and Natalie are assuring Sharon that they have her back. They will not vote for James. Sharon calls out to Ryan that she holds no hard feelings.

Josh, Chelsia and Matt on couches in BY. Josh keeps saying HoH will be very interesting.

Matt said he will be on the block next week, Josh said you can win PoV and take yourself off. Josh gets up and leaves and is going back in the house. He is pacing around everywhere like crazy.

James and Adam are playing pool. Adam is still playing the "dumb" card and that he doesn't know what is going to happen.

Sheila is trying to get Sharon to calm Josh down. Josh walks in now and stands staring with his hands on his hips at Ryan. Now he says he is going out to tell Chelsia about Natalie saying Allison said her fingers were stinky after she finger banged Chelsia. They try to stop him but he says, “No if this is how it is going to be he is gonna tell it all!”

Josh comes back outside and pulls Chelsia aside to talk. They go to the hammock. Josh relays the Allison stinky va jay jay story to Chelsia and she goes in the house to call Natalie out.

Chelsia asks is anyone wants to sniff her crotch. (Josh is sitting there with a smug look on his face). Chelsia takes her pants off and sticks her crotch in Natalie’s face.

Natalie says Josh was sitting there when it was said laughing about it. Everyone is in kitchen listening to Chelsia and Natalie. Natalie is saying you are just pissed because your alliance is f**ked. Chelsia just keeps saying so I have a stinky crotch! Chelsia throws in how Matt has been playing her all the way.
She is trying to talk to Natalie but Josh and Natalie are yelling back and forth. Chelsia asking, “Can we be adults” to Natalie.

All HG are in the kitchen. Josh attacks Natalie about her personal life etc. (Like he did with Allison and Amanda). Natalie tells him “You can't break me, bring on the blessings. Your alliance is f**ked.” Chelsia tells Natalie that she can’t wait till she gets out and sees all the crap Matt has said about her and that she is going to be heart broken.

Then, James pours Pickle Juice on Natalie’s head and Josh follows with Ice water.

Chelsia brings up the aborting thing to Natalie and says, “Yeah, I and have a stinky girl thingy.”

Natalie, Sheila and Sharon are in bathroom so Natalie can wash the pickle juice off. Josh comes in and starts screaming at Natalie about being a baby killer because she has had two abortions. She screams back about him being gay and the bible doesn't like that either. Josh just pops into rooms to say something to stir the pot then runs out.

Josh yells back to Sharon in the bathroom, “Don’t listen to anything the thingy says.” Sharon says, “Josh stop it.”

1:50PM BBT: Matt confronting James asking why he did that to Natalie and James says, “It's a game, she can go take a shower.” Matt says, “She's a girl. You don’t do that nuts.” James says, “All's fair.” Matt says, “That's why you are going home.”

Josh just grabbed Ketchup from the fridge and is running to the BR with it, he’s going to make an abortion in Natalie’s bed… He goes in to the DR to check to see if he is allowed and was told, “You’ve done enough today.”

Meanwhile… Chelsia gets James to show him what Josh is going to do. Adam comes in and Chelsia is laughing about it. She thinks it is funny. She says to Adam are you ready for fun time and Adam just says this is just bad.

Chelsia hides Natalie’s bible.

James tells Chelsia that he knew this was going to happen and he will see her in sequester. She says over and over “I knew this was gonna happen.”

Meanwhile... Outside, Sharon, Sheila, Matt and Ryan are discussing that Sharon is safe and they are all warning each other to watch their stuff and that Josh's mother would be very disappointed in how he’s is acting. Matt tells them he may be an not a very nice person, but he would never call girls names like Josh has over the last few weeks and he think Josh is really disrespectful. They ask Sharon to go inside and check on Natalie. When Sharon comes back she tells them she is in the shower and she told her to get clothes and if she isn’t outside in 5 minutes she’ll check on her again.

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2:00PM BBT: Adam is in with Josh, James and Chelsia in the BR. He tells them that Sheila and Natalie knew this was going on all along. James says, “The little bible sleeper is the target now.” Adam tells them that he is playing with no allegiance to anyone and he doesn't want to be in the middle of anything. James says, “I promise now that nuts will go down -- HARD.” Chelsia says, “Well I have a smelly crotch but I don't have dead babies coming out of it.” James says, “He loves her smelly crotch.”

Josh is now saying he can't believe Sheila of all of them and says, “I'm sorry but Sheila has to go.”

Chelsia is upset that the DR said he had done enough for today and can't believe they put limits on that. Josh says, “I don't think it is limits on how much but what I was wanting to do.” They are putting all their stuff away in case someone tries to do something to it.

Josh is yelling at Natalie again. Telling her “go f**k yourself pregnant dog.” Now he is calling her a “f**king idiot thingy” and “f**king douche.” He continues to berate her about her mother and that she is stupid etc. Josh then says, “You messed with the wrong homosexual. Stupid pregnant dog.”

2:10PM BBT: Now Matt telling Josh that the way he talks to women is awful. Saying “thingy”, dying fathers, and if he was out of the house, he would beat the nuts out of him. He hopes his mother is ashamed of him. It is despicable. Josh said his mother is proud of him, that she said in the letter she was watching the live feeds. Matt says, “Well good then.”

2:15PM BBT: Natalie is going to the DR to find out where her Bible is. Josh makes a comment and Natalie says, “Yeah you are a real man of God.”

Now Josh and Chelsia are starting on Sheila. Sheila is starting to cry and say it upsets her to hear people talk to each other this way. Matt says, “I don't know what was said about your crotch but…” Chelsia says, “You know what I don't care if you want to see it, smell it, touch it lick it I don't care.”

2:25PM BBT: World War III is over for now. Natalie is drying her hair. Matt and Ryan are working out. Josh, Sharon and Sheila are quietly laying out. Chelsia is no where in sight. James is in DR.

2:35PM BBT: James and Chelsia are talking in the sauna. He can't hide anything, or do any harm to anyone. Chelsia is telling James that Sheila is with "them" James seems to think that Adam will vote for him to stay. Chelsia says, “If they get Adam, that's three.”

Chelsia said she knew from his speech, that it was James. James said his gut told him that too. Chelsia thinks that Sharon will turn on Josh. Josh joins them, he tells them he isn’t allowed to do anything. Josh says, “f**k Sharon, she is being no help to me right now.”

Josh tells them where everyone is, Sheila and Sharon are outside and everyone else is in the HoH room. Josh thinks they’ll try and get Sharon on their side and that he’s done being nice to everyone.

Meanwhile… Ryan and Matt are in the HoH talking about what James did to Natalie. Matt says if he had done that to him he would have hit him that’s why Josh only picks on the girls. Matt tells Ryan lock everything up in the HoH so Josh and James can’t do anything to it.

Matt is really upset at how Josh talked to the girls and wonders if his if his mother heard him talk like that is she would “knock him up side the head.” They thought it was water that James put on Natalie’s head and then saw pickles.

Ryan says Josh, James and Chelsia all came up to HoH because they can't believe Ryan chose Matt over them. Ryan says, “This is just the first hour we have a whole week of this.” Matt is going to ask the DR just how far they can go before BB steps in.

2:45PM BBT: Sheila and Natalie are in the SR talking. Natalie tells Sheila that her bible is missing and asks Sheila to go through their stuff; She says she doesn’t want to and will see if Sharon can do it.

The feeds change to Sharon and Josh in the BY and Josh calls Matt “crooked-eye Matty,” Sharon says that Matt has lied to everybody and that everything is predetermined, “If we win the game if not then not.” Josh tells her that they’ll put Ryan on the block and they will backdoor Matt. Sharon tells Josh she is glad she is on the block so she doesn't have to deal with this nuts. Josh tells Sharon he’s going to vote for her and Chelsia will vote for James and Adam is in the middle.

Josh informs Sharon that he’s going to go after Sheila by saying stuff about her son because that will break her down. Sharon begs him not to he says, “Ok.” Sharon starts talking about her slop pass and she (Sheila?) will never get off slop so she can totally work it to her advantage. Josh tells her that it all works to her advantage because he looks crazy by acting the way he it. Sharon tells him he doesn’t want the target on him and that Ryan is afraid of Matt and thinks that Ryan thinks Matt will carry him to the end.
Sharon: “I think Matty was saying the whole time that he could sway the votes, he could get the girls.”
Josh: “So you think you can get Sheila?”
Sharon: “Yeah she has no one.”
Josh: “Natalie is the one who started all this, she is scared and she thinks Jesus is going to save her, I could tear her down in a second.”
Sharon: “Please don't touch her bible.”
Josh: “The bible was already missing, I didn't touch it, that is bad karma.”
Sharon: “She is going to ask to borrow mine.”

2:55PM BBT: Matt has just said that after the show Josh is going to have a hard time finding his face because he is going to "f**k up his face, both him and James."

3:00PM BBT: Natalie destroys Josh's slop house.

3:15PM BBT: Natalie has gone and rounded up some of James, Josh and Chelsia’a things and put it in a trash bag. Matt helped her throw it on top of the sauna. Matt tells Ryan she is doing it to get her bible back. Ryan just said after the way they have acted he knows he did the right thing.

Matt says James is a girl thingy and a girl for throwing pickle juice on a female. That they don't act like that outside of the house. Sheila says they are in BY scheming right now.

3:25PM BBT: Matt, Adam, Sheila and Ryan are in the kitchen rehashing what Matt said to Josh about his mother being proud of him and they’re saying how they know that James, Josh and Chelsia would not act like this outside of the house. Sheila tells them that Sharon wants to come over to their side but she doesn't trust her yet.

3:30PM BBT: Josh is pacing outside while talking with Chelsia and James. Josh and Chelsia discussing Ryan's decision and how they think it will be his biggest mistake.
Chelsia yells to Adam, “Hey to Baller.” Josh continues to pace. Chelsia asks for James to leave behind some hair dye when he goes and Josh will dye a piece of his hair pink in honor of James. Sharon laying in hammock. Josh says he hopes they try to take his letter from home and destroy it and bashes Natalie again. Chelsia and Josh ask Adam to "come play with us.” Adam stays where he is to eat his burger.

3:40PM BBT: Sheila is talking to Adam and Ryan the kitchen still. She wants Josh to stay away from her. Adam joins them. They all have her back if Josh goes on the attack. Sheila says, “James, Chelsia and Josh wanted her to vote out Matt and then Natalie.” Adam says he's going to tell James, “You're stoked on stipend cause that's all you're getting."

They all discuss how ugly it has gotten. Matt says he couldn't wait and Sheila says it scares her. Matt says it passes the time and then Matt and Ryan ask Sheila who and why she's scared of. Sheila saying she has reasons besides her son and she doesn't want to and won't drag it into the game. Lots of rehashing in the kitchen by the Ryan and Matt group and outside is same thing by Josh and Chelsia.

Chelsia rehashing how she dropped her pants to Natalie and says, “Natalie can't take it" when people attack.

4:15PM BBT: Since Josh hid Natalie's Bible; Natalie has now hidden Josh's Prada glasses. Josh is still pacing in BY talking to Chelsia and decides he's going to hide her make up so she's "so f**kin' ugly on TV." Chelsia tells Josh maybe he shouldn't. Josh says, “It's ok because it's only two dollars worth of nuts and as long as he doesn't destroy it.” He walks in but Natalie is aware of what is going on and stops him from being able to do it. They exchange words and insults, he says she's being portrayed as a very *friendly* person, she says he's just upset because he knows he's next. Josh storms back outside with both of them sniping "Jesus loves you." Of course, Josh adds a "Jesus loves you pregnant dog."

Meanwhile… James just about to tell Chelsia why he thinks his demise is due to Josh when Josh walks outside and they shut up. Josh says he put all his stuff back out so they can take it if they want to. James says, “It'll suck watching these thingy suckers enter the sequester house with him.” They talk about being able to possibly get a split house if they can get Adam to vote to support James. Talk about the split vote possibility. But James might be able to talk to Ryan about going after Sharon instead.

Now they’re talking about Sheila and they want to talk Sheila over to their side. Josh says it's totally possible to pull it off. James wants to go shower and put on borrowed cologne.

4:30PM BBT: James and Josh in the BY.
James: “Just be strong, I support you even when I am out of the house.”
Josh: “It just threw a wrench in our plans, what gets me is he just straight lied to our face.”
James: “Sharon is not going to stand up.”
Josh: “No she won't.
James: “I wish that was a bowl of tomatoes.”
Josh: “She is about ready to break, she won't leave Matt’s side, I have so much that will rip her up, right now I have done all that I can do, I have to wait until I can corner her and then rip into her and then she will run to Matt and he will come after me and maybe he will hit me and I can get him out.”
James: “You can't bait.”
Josh: “Next week I am going to throw the food comp, I hope I get HoH and I don't care what team I'm on I'll throw it. Sharon is weak, she will suck up to anyone, she is so disgusting.”
James: “It is a good game though, making for some good interesting stuff, it was a good twist.”
Josh: “I never saw it coming.”
James: “It was a good one though.”
Josh: “It was a good selling point, maybe there will be a good one next week.”

Josh tells James, “It’s a very divided house now, he could have just picked Matty off, now the house is like (whoosh whoosh) divided. He just took it.”

Matt and Natalie are in the HoH room. He tells her to work Sharon and she heads down to the bedroom with Sharon and Sheila. Natalie tells Sharon, “Can you believe how they talk to us here, we are all women here, I mean thingy! Can you believe it? They discuss her bible missing and Sharon offers her bible if Natalie wants it and says, “They cannot stop me from lending it to her.” Natalie tells Sheila and Sharon she can count on her hand how many people she has slept with. Sheila brings up what Josh has said to Amanda and then Allison, and then Natalie and she knows they’re next. Sheila and Natalie whisper and know that Josh isn’t the one that took Natalie’s bible, it was Chelsia and James. They go off to find it. Natalie asks Sheila if she should talk to Josh and Sheila says, “No, don’t say a word.” Sheila complains about her unitard and that she needs to wash it.

Josh walks by humming and goes into the BY. Sharon asks, “What are you doing?” Josh tells her he’s getting a towel and joins Chelsia. Chelsia tells him that Sheila said, “Joshua is just a gay version of Evelthingy.” Josh says, “No I’m worse.” Chelsia wants to know if his glasses have turned up. Josh explains they’re still missing. More talk about the missing bible and how Josh thinks Natalie will come to do a truce.

5:00PM BBT: Ryan, Matt and Natalie are in the HoH room. They’re talking about the reaction that Josh had when Ryan said who he was putting James up. Natalie says, "Yeah Josh was just trying to 'tantalize' us.” Matt says, "TV can make or break you."

After watching these people blowup after the PoV meeting, I had to step away from my PC and I’m sure the Updaters felt the same. They’re all rehashing the same old stuff. Josh keeps saying things to Natalie then back to pregnant doging about everyone else. I thought I was back to watching my 5 year old (minus the cussing) fight with her cousins…


Around 6:00pm ish. Sharon and Sheila were talking about what happens if Chelsia wins HoH next week. Sharon tells her that they’ll be safe because she’ll go after the others because of what’s happening this week.

6:40PM BBT: Chelsia is out in the hammock with James. She’s upset and crying that he’s probably going. Josh is in the HT making growling noises and makes Chelsia laugh for a second. They fall silent.

Matt, Adam and Natalie are eating in the kitchen. Sheila was in there talking to them and cleaning up.

Every now and again Chelsia comments about her and James. What it would have been like if they’d stayed couples as they would have kicked ass and the couples thing really suck because they put them together and then ripped them apart.

6:50PM BBT: Matt, Natalie and Adam are eating dinner. Sheila comes into the kitchen and decides she is going to use oil (which they are allowed) to somehow cook the pickles. Sheila gets called to DR before she can get started. Natalie is going on and on about how she was attacked today.

Matt goes to the boat BR to talk to Sharon. Sharon is in the cursed bed. Matt tells Sharon she is safe. Matt tells Sharon Josh might vote for her to stay but it doesn't matter because either way James is going home. Sharon says she can't trust Josh now. Matt says the way Josh talks to women is just wrong and it wasn't right of him to make fun of her clothes. Matt says not everyone can afford nice, name brand clothes.

Matt tells Sharon he thinks Josh and Chelsia are somehow connected. Matt tells Sharon that James is the one who suggested Chelsia to go on the block. He also tells her that in HoH James said Josh will definitely vote for Chelsia to stay. Matt advises Sharon to split off from Josh and go out on her own. Sharon tries to claim that her and Josh were never hooked up with James and Chelsia. Matt assures Sharon through all their planning she was never at risk to go home. Matt says he has tried to partner with Josh in the past but Josh acted like he didn't want to so Matt says if you aren't with him you are against him. Matt says Josh was really stupid today but when James went up he should have shut up and cut his losses instead of going on the attack.

7:00PM BBT: Natalie comes in and is looking for her bible. Matt asks her if Sharon has her vote and she says, “Yes.” Adam came in and said that Sharon has his vote to stay.

Matt wants Sharon to ask Josh if he treats women like that normally or is it just game play. Tell him that they weren’t gunning for Josh. Matt flipped out on him and if he was gunning for him then he would have been on the block. He’s talking nice about Josh and says even though he talks mean to his girl but he’s never been that mean to her. Sharon tells Matt that the reason they came up with the plan is because she was mad at Matt for making fun of her acting, etc., and that Josh thought he was helping Natalie. They are gunning for Chelsia next week because she talks to much trash against him. Matt and Ryan will strike a one week deal with Josh with him if he wants.

Matt says people don't realize that they are being watched in here and what you do in the house can effect your real life. Matt hopes Josh's job is watching and he hopes Josh's boss is a woman.

7:20PM BBT: Matt is trash talking James and the backdooring is payback for him lying to him on week two when he and Chelsia were HoH. Matt is trying to make excuses of why he was mean to Natalie and that he’s going to be nice to her now because he didn’t understand the life that she lived. He’s saying that he has no problems with Josh and Sharon is explaining that Josh was just trying to help Natalie because Matt was so mean to Natalie. This all came about when Natalie told them what was going down. Matt tells Sharon that he’s got her back this week but he doesn’t want it to go overlooked next week if he needs it. Sharon says that he’s good.

After the above conversation... Matt went and told Natalie about his conversation with Sharon while Sharon went and told Josh.

7:50PM BBT: Sharon tells Chelsia, Josh and James in the HT that she has Natalie's vote because James threw pickles at her.

Natalie is in the kitchen eating yogurt and she asked Matt and Sheila what would be on tonight’s show, Matt tells her, “Nominations, Food Competition and Random Acts of Violence.”

8:00PM BBT: Sheila is telling James that she knew nothing of the plan to nominate him and not Matt.

8:10PM BBT: Chelsia is in the WC and James is waiting for her giving a commentary on he peeing sound... She comes out and has to get a tissue, she still upset about James being on the block.

Meanwhile... Josh in on the couch in the BY talking to Sheila. She is telling Josh that Chelsia has been snapping at her ever since they went on slop like it's her fault they're on it. She also tells Josh that Sharon has Sheila's vote and she wants Chelsia out of the house. Josh promises that he won't use her son against her.

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8:20PM BBT: Sheila and Josh are talking and Sheila is telling josh that she doesn't hate him she just doesn't like the personal attacks, using the "C" word. He tells her that he isn't the only one in this house that freaks out and she agrees. He brings up some stuff she said about Adam and she tells him that she feels bad about that.

Josh then tells her that he hopes she knows that he would never put her up and that she is safe with him (he's trying to get a vote for Sharon) and he asks her if she would put him up and she says, “Of course not."

8:30PM BBT: James and Chelsia are in bed trying to figure out how to save James. Chelsia says that she has to probably make some deals and they start talking about Sheila and how to work her, that James talked to her earlier and she said she wasn't sure she doesn't like how mean Chelsia has been to a couple of people. James says if he stays he has to rethink his whole game.

Chelsia asks what Sheila said about her and James says, “It doesn't matter, you just pissed her off.” Josh comes in the room and James asks him what is wrong. Josh explains to them that “nothing” is wrong; he just got a lecture from Sheila. James wants to know what about so Josh explains that if James goes and if Chelsia or Josh doesn’t win HoH they’re going on the block. (He uses a lot of hand gestures) James says, “Tell her if she keeps me, I will win comps with her, food comps, whatever.” Josh leaves and says on the way out, “I’m gonna go eat more BBQ sauce and be pathetic.”

James and Chelsia are whispering so softly you can’t really hear them. Josh comes back in the room and says, “You wont believe this they are making slop burgers, they have mixed slop and A1 and are frying them!”

James calls josh over and asks him to tell Sheila that he won’t blow up at her and he’ll talk to her later. Josh says he will and that she’s really worried about how he will act if James walks out the door. He walks out and says, “She should be.”

James and Chelsia now snuggling and whispering to each other, being very sweet to each other, holding each other... James tells Chelsia that she cannot be distraught if he leaves. She says, “I know.” He reminds her she has to be “level headed so you can win HoH.”

9:10PM BBT: James says if he cant weasel his way out of this he is going to be pissed, Josh says, "It's going to take a team effort, but I don’t know." A minute later as Chelsia is staring at the ceiling she points out some ants crawling on the ceiling. Josh just said that someone told him that he was in their prayers (Natalie?) James asks if any are afraid him? Josh says, "No." Josh goes into another room and comes out with a bible and says here’s the bible and hands it to Chelsia. Chelsia is reading something in the back.... some personal notes it sounds like....or the Ten Commandments. Josh says he could try to take her down but he thinks it would only make her stronger. Chelsia says, "I’m terrible I used to know all this nuts... oh I guess it’s not nuts.... sorry."

9:15PM BBT: Chelsia still reading the bible and then asks if they are in purgatory.... Josh laughs and says, "Yes." Josh tells James well at least you will go to sequester and live in a nice house and have everything you want. Josh says don't worry I’ll be there next week.

9:20PM BBT: Sharon feeds the Guinea Pigs some strawberries and talks to them in a high squeaky voice. James and Chelsia can hear and Chelsia laughs a little and James says, "oh god, this is so gross, I’m going to sleep." Chelsia still reading the "precious moment’s bible."

9:30PM BBT: Matt goes to ask for alcohol, but Chelsia yells that Josh is in the DR. Matt says that explains it. They hope they are stocking it now. Ryan and Matt wish for a TV or movie night.

9:35PM BBT: Ryan is excited to talk to Julie one on one. Ryan plans to flirt with her. Ryan told his boys at home he'd flirt with Julie, so he has to throw "at least one comment in." They comment how hot she is for "being probably 50." They speculate how old she is. Ryan says 40's, Matt says 30's. They ask Sheila, she says 30's like 36/37. Ryan: "Sorry Julie." Matt says she's very popular, Sheila says she is classy. Ryan asks if Julie is married? Sheila says, "I don't know." Ryan says, "I hope not." Ryan thinks he will be called out on that.

9:45PM BBT: Josh and Sharon alone in the HT. Sharon is telling Josh of her earlier conversation with Matt. She said she was playing Matt earlier to make him think she was all alone. She tells how Matt told her they put her on the block to see how Josh would vote and she tells him that it was James idea to put Chelsia up. She says James put it in Matt's head that Josh and Chelsia were very close so they wanted to see who Josh would keep, James or Sharon. Josh says, "Why would I not vote to keep you?"

Sharon tells Josh they are not after him and all Josh's carrying on isn't helping. Josh says that's why he went and apologized to Matt in case he is on the block next week against Chelsia and needs the votes to stay. Sharon says basically this whole week was done to test Josh's alliance to James. Josh says then he kind of blames James for this week. Sharon says she can't stand Matt and he is such a liar but she will act like his best friend.

Josh says if Chelsia wins HoH she will nominate Matt/Natalie hands down. Sharon says she would keep Matt here because Natalie is the brains of them. Josh agrees. If Sharon wins HoH she doesn't know who she would nominate because she is playing both sides. Josh says but you HAVE to try for HoH to save me. She says "of course". Josh would nominate Matt/Natalie too. Sharon says that's bad because then you would have everyone else after them. Sharon gets called to DR.

10:00PM BBT: Josh performs a monologue to no one. He dogs Natalie, talks about the lack of college education in the house, and tries to make everyone look like a fool.

Sharon comes back out and Josh tears into another dogging Natalie, head bobbing rant.

Sheila comes out to the HT. Josh tries to defend himself for tearing into Natalie by saying that she was going off on him too. Sheila brings up the burning question and asks Josh why he didn't go off on Matt. She points out that Matt was going off on Josh too yet Josh didn't say anything to Matt. Josh tries to say because Matt walked off right after going off on him. Josh says if Matt had not walked off he would have attacked Matt and they would have both been kicked out of the house for sure. Chelsia comes out to the HT. Sheila is doing a good job of acting clueless as to why Ryan would want to get James out of the house.

Josh claims he is not going to go around running his mouth and be like Matt.

10:25PM BBT: Josh, Sharon, Chelsia and Sheila are still at the HT. Lost of meaningless chitchat. Josh claims that he is the gay Evel thingy of BB.

The chess game in the LR is over. Matt, Ryan, Adam and Natalie think of going for a swim but when they walk outside they say it's too cold. Josh asks if they got beer. Matt says no. Josh says he didn't get any alcohol in his HoH basket because of his attitude. They say Sheila will probably get a keg when she wins HoH then.

11:15PM BBT: Matt tells Ryan and Natalie that James thinks he can “work him” (Matt). They ask him how he heard that and he said from James to Josh to Sharon to him. They are worried about Sheila talking to James and Chelsia. Natalie tells them not to worry because Sheila told her she was going to work them for information.

11:30PM BBT: While James, Chelsia and Sheila are in the hot tub James tells Sheila “I’ll be your rook” pitch. Basically telling her that if you keep Sharon she will jump ship to “the other side” and if Sheila keeps him (James) he’ll do whatever she wants him to do.

11:40PM BBT: Chelsia tells Sheila that she thinks Josh would nominate Matt and Natalie if he wins HoH next week. Sheila asks her what she would do and Chelsia says, I don’t know… she’s going to see who has the “brains” of that group. She thinks it’s Matt and Sheila says, “you think?!?”

11:45PM BBT: Sheila now tells them that she’s not going to stop hanging out with Natalie because she’s going to find out what she knows and pick her brains. (Hmmm… sounds familiar.)

11:55PM BBT: Adam comes outside and James joins him for a smoke. He approaches Adam about his life in the house being in his and Sheila’s hands. It’s a quick conversation and basically Adam tells him it’s not time to talk. If it happens, it will be something that happens late and quick because he doesn’t want the house to be all up in him.

Sheila talks to James about him calling himself “homeless” and that she disagrees with him that he has lots of wealth; friends, family and support. James agrees with her and says he hasn’t been using the “homeless” card he knows he chooses to ride his bike around the world.