Post by bbfanatik on Jan 11, 2006 14:14:19 GMT -5
WOW....I am so glad The Bachelor has returned. It has been too long. But hey, it's back and we should all be thankful. I think. #35#
Travis seems rather normal. Doesn't come across as a player. Actually comes across as someone I would love to sink my teeth into.
I just hope we don't find out that he is a womanizer and bangs every ER nurse or doctor in sight. I would be so disappointed.
Onto last night...
Didn't you just love how they opened the show by giving us clips of the previous "Bachelors" and "Bachelorettes". At least we got to laugh for a bit
Was glad I did dnot have to see Bob's face again. I have to admit I liked him on the first show but when he got his own he turned into a real horndog. #34#
They did show us a quick clip of Byron and Mary. They will be getting married in November. I am happy for Mary. She was always one of my favorites. I am glad they did not rush into anything and waited to see if they were truly compatible. #8#
Of course we had to sit through the beginning where they hype Travis up as this gorgeouse doctor....oh wait he is a gorgeouse doctor. I just hope they don't make out to be some god....that would be a turnoff. He does not seem to be the type that is tuck on himself and that is good. I hate hate hate egomaniacs. #62#
I wonder how many times one of the girls will say "he can give me CPR anyday". Get out the chuck bucket
people as it looks like ABC is going for the cheese again.
I am glad ABC made the first show only an hour. They really don't need to drag the first episode out to two hours. Meet all the girls, talk to them for a little bit, and then let him boot half of them on the first night based purely on looks. Let's get on to the good stuff.
I have listed my standouts and what made them stick in my brain.....do you agree with me?
Susan: First one out of the limo. One of the more attractive girls on the show. I think I saw a spark from the get go. I like her! #233278fn#
Cortney: "Hello Prince Charming..." Oh Please. Go home already. I am sure that made a lasting impression on Travis....not #blowup8ya#
April: Her shoe fell off and I was laughing just as hard as she was. Can you say buh bye! #812305fp#
Jehan: never heard that name before. She won't last just because he can't say her name and does not want to have to try during a rose ceremony.
Jennifer: She's a model. Wore a blue dress. Very attractive. She is a keeper if for nothing else than the swimsuit scenes.
Princess: The token black girl. And had a great answer for Travis when he asked, "Who named you?" Princess: "My mother." Bet Travis wishes he had that one back. Ouch. She is a gonner
During the commercial I noticed something about the first fifteen girls. Travis is 6'5". He towers over every one of them. It looks like mutt and Jeff everytime he stands near one. And the awkward hugging due to the height difference....ugh!
Back to the other women:
Sarah from Nashville: She'll be around a while. I thought they were both gonna orgasm when they found out they were both from Nashville. Gotta go half way around the world to find someone that good looking who lives in your backyard, practically.
Yvonne: Came across very Valley Girl-ish. I don't like her already. Hope she is not around for long.
Shiloh: Another name I've never heard of in my life, but she is very pretty so she should be around for a while.
Allie: First impression - fugly. Lasting impression - lunatic.....need I say more. Ok, I will. You from the moment she stepped out of the limo and started speaking french this one was a little weird. Plus the height difference made them look too weird. She looked older than what her bio says, so I think Travis will steer clear of this one, if he is as smart as he is handsome. #812274de#
Travis is ready to go inside and mingle. But first Chris tells him about the one red rose and what it means. I have to ask if any of these people have ever watched the Bachelor before. Seems to me as if all of them have been living under a rock and don't know how this works. I doubt it, I think it is just ABC making sure that any new viewers will know what's what. Come on ABC, the average person in America is not that stupid. #102#
Jennifer: blue dress model: "He's ridiculously gorgeous. I think we'll make hot little babies." What is up with these women and wanting babies. Don't they remember that little ole children's rhyme...."John and Susie sitting in a tree...K I S S I N G....first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Susie with a baby carriage" Listen ladies, it says First comes love, not first comes babies. gee whiz! At least she did not tell Travis about what hot little babies they would have. She will be here for the next episode.
As soon as Travis tells one of the groups of women that he's a doctor, you could hear the "Cha-ching! Cha-ching!" noise going off in all the women's heads.
What we have here are a couple of gold diggers for sure. #159148cc#
It is during the meet and greet do we get our first real good glimpse at Allie the Looney Bin.
Some of her more colorful comments are:
Allie: "I'm definitely here to find my husband. Hopefully the bachelor will be that guy, because quite frankly, my eggs are rotting." Could it be that her eggs are rotting because she does not have sex because she scares them all away with the whole "eggs rotting" speech. This women has diaster written all over her. #812269do#
Tara the redheaded from San Diego was either high or drunk. Or both. Maybe she is really ditzy. Can someone be that ditzy? Oh yeah I forgot about Jessica Simpson. Whatever the case, Travis seemed very intrigued by someone 10 years his junior.
Moana is from Los Angeles and was impressed by Travis. "He asked me a question and kinda seemed like he was actually interested in the answer." I don't think so. He was probably thinking the whole time about if she would be good in bed. #69#
I can't belive some of the women did not know what the single red rose meant. Apparently they've never watched the "Bachelor" either. All it would take is a little thinking on their part to figure it out. Either they chose some bright ones this season (not) or again ABC is trying to make us appear stupid.
Allie the Whack Job is at it again. She corners Travis to let him in on her inner organs. Allie: "I want to move on to the reproductive phase of my life." Earth to Allie, that usually consists of having a male partner, a donor, or some petri dishes. And I hate to tell you this Allie, you will never get a male partner if you start talking babies in the first 5 minutes of conversation. If Allie could've possibly been more forward, she might have very well raped Travis right there in the chateau. Control your estrogen. If your eggs are already rotting waiting a bit longer aint gonna hurt. I am sure ABC was falling all over themselves trying to sign her up. Probably only took about a half second to make the decision to have her on the show. If she mentioned anything about rotting eggs in her interview, ABC took it an ran with it. Can you imagine what she was like during the interview process. And did you see at the end of the show where she was complaining to the camera guy? Poor guy. I felt sorry for him.
Sarah B. from Canada seems to have what Travis likes. At least they have camping in common. She probably read his bio, figured he was a mountian man and figured saying she loved camping would be an inside move. It worked, that's for sure as she will be here next week.
Time for the rose ceremony. More than half will be going home.
The keepers are:
Cole, Moana, Jennifer, Elizabeth, Shiloh, Yvonne, Jehan, Susan, Tara, Sarah from Tennessee, and Kristen. Was everyone else waiting for Chris to come out and tell us it was the last rose when there was only one rose left. Duh!
We don't know enough about these ladies just yet, but I'm sure we will soon. Although, after the ceremony, Allie the Whack Job went nuts again. Here are some of the words of wisdom that came out of her mouth:
"I dedicated my life towards my career, and he doesn't choose that. Just like every other man that I know. It's a double edged sword. It's a double edged sword."
"The reason I came on this show is because the conventional methods aren't working. Internet dating, blind dating, dating services, I've tried all of that."
I wonder why none of that has worked. do you think maybe it is because you come across as a lunatic in the first 5 minutes. And of course we know talking about babies in the first 5 minutes won't scare a guy off
One of the best parts of the entire show is when Allie confronts Travis. "Why didn't you choose me? You don't find me attractive? I'm too short? I have small boobs? What?" I so wanted him to say, beacuse you are a psycho pregnant dog who only wants babies. But he didn't. He was nice about the whole thing.
And her final comment:
"Travis is intimidated by a professional woman. Maybe I just won't date anymore." Ummm, is that a threat or a promise? I hope it is a promise, because I feel sorry already for the next guy she gets involved with....lol
There have been some good meltdowns in the past. But I have to say I think this way by far the best. Of course the only problem with her leaving the first night is we won't get to enjoy her lunatic rantings. Oh well, at least she made the first episode great. Thanks Allie for the memories. #812305fp#
Until next week......
bbfanatik
Travis seems rather normal. Doesn't come across as a player. Actually comes across as someone I would love to sink my teeth into.
I just hope we don't find out that he is a womanizer and bangs every ER nurse or doctor in sight. I would be so disappointed.
Onto last night...
Didn't you just love how they opened the show by giving us clips of the previous "Bachelors" and "Bachelorettes". At least we got to laugh for a bit
Was glad I did dnot have to see Bob's face again. I have to admit I liked him on the first show but when he got his own he turned into a real horndog. #34#
They did show us a quick clip of Byron and Mary. They will be getting married in November. I am happy for Mary. She was always one of my favorites. I am glad they did not rush into anything and waited to see if they were truly compatible. #8#
Of course we had to sit through the beginning where they hype Travis up as this gorgeouse doctor....oh wait he is a gorgeouse doctor. I just hope they don't make out to be some god....that would be a turnoff. He does not seem to be the type that is tuck on himself and that is good. I hate hate hate egomaniacs. #62#
I wonder how many times one of the girls will say "he can give me CPR anyday". Get out the chuck bucket
people as it looks like ABC is going for the cheese again.I am glad ABC made the first show only an hour. They really don't need to drag the first episode out to two hours. Meet all the girls, talk to them for a little bit, and then let him boot half of them on the first night based purely on looks. Let's get on to the good stuff.
I have listed my standouts and what made them stick in my brain.....do you agree with me?
Susan: First one out of the limo. One of the more attractive girls on the show. I think I saw a spark from the get go. I like her! #233278fn#
Cortney: "Hello Prince Charming..." Oh Please. Go home already. I am sure that made a lasting impression on Travis....not #blowup8ya#
April: Her shoe fell off and I was laughing just as hard as she was. Can you say buh bye! #812305fp#
Jehan: never heard that name before. She won't last just because he can't say her name and does not want to have to try during a rose ceremony.
Jennifer: She's a model. Wore a blue dress. Very attractive. She is a keeper if for nothing else than the swimsuit scenes.
Princess: The token black girl. And had a great answer for Travis when he asked, "Who named you?" Princess: "My mother." Bet Travis wishes he had that one back. Ouch. She is a gonner
During the commercial I noticed something about the first fifteen girls. Travis is 6'5". He towers over every one of them. It looks like mutt and Jeff everytime he stands near one. And the awkward hugging due to the height difference....ugh!
Back to the other women:
Sarah from Nashville: She'll be around a while. I thought they were both gonna orgasm when they found out they were both from Nashville. Gotta go half way around the world to find someone that good looking who lives in your backyard, practically.
Yvonne: Came across very Valley Girl-ish. I don't like her already. Hope she is not around for long.
Shiloh: Another name I've never heard of in my life, but she is very pretty so she should be around for a while.
Allie: First impression - fugly. Lasting impression - lunatic.....need I say more. Ok, I will. You from the moment she stepped out of the limo and started speaking french this one was a little weird. Plus the height difference made them look too weird. She looked older than what her bio says, so I think Travis will steer clear of this one, if he is as smart as he is handsome. #812274de#
Travis is ready to go inside and mingle. But first Chris tells him about the one red rose and what it means. I have to ask if any of these people have ever watched the Bachelor before. Seems to me as if all of them have been living under a rock and don't know how this works. I doubt it, I think it is just ABC making sure that any new viewers will know what's what. Come on ABC, the average person in America is not that stupid. #102#
Jennifer: blue dress model: "He's ridiculously gorgeous. I think we'll make hot little babies." What is up with these women and wanting babies. Don't they remember that little ole children's rhyme...."John and Susie sitting in a tree...K I S S I N G....first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Susie with a baby carriage" Listen ladies, it says First comes love, not first comes babies. gee whiz! At least she did not tell Travis about what hot little babies they would have. She will be here for the next episode.
As soon as Travis tells one of the groups of women that he's a doctor, you could hear the "Cha-ching! Cha-ching!" noise going off in all the women's heads.
What we have here are a couple of gold diggers for sure. #159148cc#
It is during the meet and greet do we get our first real good glimpse at Allie the Looney Bin.
Some of her more colorful comments are:
Allie: "I'm definitely here to find my husband. Hopefully the bachelor will be that guy, because quite frankly, my eggs are rotting." Could it be that her eggs are rotting because she does not have sex because she scares them all away with the whole "eggs rotting" speech. This women has diaster written all over her. #812269do#
Tara the redheaded from San Diego was either high or drunk. Or both. Maybe she is really ditzy. Can someone be that ditzy? Oh yeah I forgot about Jessica Simpson. Whatever the case, Travis seemed very intrigued by someone 10 years his junior.
Moana is from Los Angeles and was impressed by Travis. "He asked me a question and kinda seemed like he was actually interested in the answer." I don't think so. He was probably thinking the whole time about if she would be good in bed. #69#
I can't belive some of the women did not know what the single red rose meant. Apparently they've never watched the "Bachelor" either. All it would take is a little thinking on their part to figure it out. Either they chose some bright ones this season (not) or again ABC is trying to make us appear stupid.
Allie the Whack Job is at it again. She corners Travis to let him in on her inner organs. Allie: "I want to move on to the reproductive phase of my life." Earth to Allie, that usually consists of having a male partner, a donor, or some petri dishes. And I hate to tell you this Allie, you will never get a male partner if you start talking babies in the first 5 minutes of conversation. If Allie could've possibly been more forward, she might have very well raped Travis right there in the chateau. Control your estrogen. If your eggs are already rotting waiting a bit longer aint gonna hurt. I am sure ABC was falling all over themselves trying to sign her up. Probably only took about a half second to make the decision to have her on the show. If she mentioned anything about rotting eggs in her interview, ABC took it an ran with it. Can you imagine what she was like during the interview process. And did you see at the end of the show where she was complaining to the camera guy? Poor guy. I felt sorry for him.
Sarah B. from Canada seems to have what Travis likes. At least they have camping in common. She probably read his bio, figured he was a mountian man and figured saying she loved camping would be an inside move. It worked, that's for sure as she will be here next week.
Time for the rose ceremony. More than half will be going home.
The keepers are:
Cole, Moana, Jennifer, Elizabeth, Shiloh, Yvonne, Jehan, Susan, Tara, Sarah from Tennessee, and Kristen. Was everyone else waiting for Chris to come out and tell us it was the last rose when there was only one rose left. Duh!
We don't know enough about these ladies just yet, but I'm sure we will soon. Although, after the ceremony, Allie the Whack Job went nuts again. Here are some of the words of wisdom that came out of her mouth:
"I dedicated my life towards my career, and he doesn't choose that. Just like every other man that I know. It's a double edged sword. It's a double edged sword."
"The reason I came on this show is because the conventional methods aren't working. Internet dating, blind dating, dating services, I've tried all of that."
I wonder why none of that has worked. do you think maybe it is because you come across as a lunatic in the first 5 minutes. And of course we know talking about babies in the first 5 minutes won't scare a guy off
One of the best parts of the entire show is when Allie confronts Travis. "Why didn't you choose me? You don't find me attractive? I'm too short? I have small boobs? What?" I so wanted him to say, beacuse you are a psycho pregnant dog who only wants babies. But he didn't. He was nice about the whole thing.
And her final comment:
"Travis is intimidated by a professional woman. Maybe I just won't date anymore." Ummm, is that a threat or a promise? I hope it is a promise, because I feel sorry already for the next guy she gets involved with....lol
There have been some good meltdowns in the past. But I have to say I think this way by far the best. Of course the only problem with her leaving the first night is we won't get to enjoy her lunatic rantings. Oh well, at least she made the first episode great. Thanks Allie for the memories. #812305fp#
Until next week......
bbfanatik