Post by bbfanatik on Jan 24, 2006 13:39:06 GMT -5
The first hour was a replay of last weeks second hour. Not sure why ABC is replaying the previous weeks show other than to add a few unseen clips, but I will go with it. I like the Bachelor so much it does not bother me. Except it makes me miss Las Vegas and to not see Josh Duhmal every week, really sucks.... 
....He is just too fine. Way to cute to be with Fergie from The Black Eye Peas. He needs to be with me...hah...I guess I better keep dreaming on that one. 
I won't recap the first hour...if you want to know what happened, go back and read the Episode Two recap...
The second hour opened with Travis jogging shirtless.
Hubba HUbba....he is some kinda good looking. But later we see just why Travis is not married in the form of two of his friends, doctors Matt and Kevin who came to talk to the ladies and to determine whihc one will get the one on one date and who would go on a group date.
Matt and Kevin start grilling the ladies on human anatomy. Complete with a skeleton for them to view before answering. Their first question: "What is the largest, most powerful muscle in the body?" I was just as stumped as these ladies. We got some interesting answers though:
Tara guessed "the tongue." She would! #69#
Sarah Tennessee guessed "the intestines."
Susan was the winner of this horrible test by guessing "the butt". I guess I learned something new...did you! #26#
The next chore they put the girls through was presenting them with three wedding rings. They asked if Travis were to propose to you, which ring would you choose to have. I think this test was to see if they would choose the ring they actually wanted or the ring they thought Travis would want them to say they wanted. But how would they know if they were telling the truth...I mean come on, they had just met these girls and did not know anything about them.
Moana had no issues telling us which ring she liked the best and why. Moana: "I'm as shallow as a kiddie pool. I'll take the ring with the biggest rock." At least she was being honest....or was she.
We got a quick look at Matt and Kevin as they express their delight that these beautiful women are giving them the time of day....get a life guys, they have to talk to you. If this was reality, they would turn the other way when they saw both of you. #blowup8ya#
The next one was my favorite challenge they gave the girls. "Show us one of your talents." Oh boy. I knew this could get good. Shiloh did some form of breakdancing. Susan juggled balls. Let's see now, Susan likes hard nipples, her hair being pulled and she juggles balls....hmmmmm #69#
Sarah Canada did the splits. Jehan, I was waiting for her to break out a microphone and turntable and start rapping. What was that?? #102#
Sarah - Tennessee put her fist in her mouth. Ok....no comment. #icecream6os#
And Jennifer had no talent other than to put on a bikini and model her goods for us. Unless I wasn't paying attention, they never showed us Tara and Moana's talents. Of course we can probably see their talents next week when they replay this weeks show with new unseen clips.....
Susan was deemed most deserving of a first date by Travis' boyfriends. This didn't really sit well with Sarah Canada. "I thought Travis wanted to save the first kiss for me." Awwww. Guess you'll have to wait your turn. HaHaHaHa....as you tell I don't like Sara Canada - I think she is too immature and needy.
So Travis' date with Susan will be at Cafe De La Paix, and they will have to find their way there by themselves with a book of maps, no grasp of the French language, and producers purposely giving them wrong directions so we can laugh and giggle at them as they try and find their way to the restaurant.
When they finally arrive at the restaurant, three hours after leaving for it, Susan starts to lay it on thick: "How are you still single?" Travis: "Because I don't ever want to be divorced and I want to make sure I marry the right person." Susan: "Oh my God. I completely agree with you." I like Susan, but I think her answer was only said because she thought that is what he wanted to hear. I think she needs to be a little less Mrs. America and a little more real. I liked Travis's answer but I think that too was fake. If he had just said it was because he was so focused on his medical career, it would have been a more reasonable answer.
Back at the French Manor, a lot of the girls are gossiping about Susan. Imagine that. Girls talking behind other girls backs. The consensus seems to be that Susan is not there for the right reasons. She is not there for Travis but she's only doing this because she wants to be an actress and is moving to L.A. Isn't that what most of the girls that go on this show dream of....fame and fortune.
Susan keeps pouring it on. Susan: "I like you so much, and I feel so much here it freaks me out." Travis gives her a rose. She gets to stay. Wow. That didn't take much did it? But Susan doesn't stop there. Susan: "You're amazing. I want this to go a lot of places." Tthese two continue to hit it off. Susan: "I never thought I'd become crazy about you. But I'm done. I'm like a smitten kitten." Apparently Travis likes people who rhyme since we get to see him kiss his very first girl. Sort of. Horrible camera angles here. These two are making out on a balcony and all we see is the back of their heads. Wow. They're really trying to protect Travis' image here. I guess this is another thing we will see next week.
Back at the place where the women gossip about each other, the next gift box arrives. Jennifer, Sarah - Tennesse, Shiloh, Moana and Tara find out they will be going on an overnight group date to the French Riveria.
Susan comes home at 4:00 in the morning from her date with Travis and of course all the girls are still up. And of course the first question out of their mouths, "You guys kissed, didn't you?" Susan: "He kissed me." To which all the girls giggled and covered their mouths like they've never heard of such a thing. Except Sarah Canada. She's upset because she was still clinging on to that one hope that Travis would save his first kiss for her. Guess she will have to drown her sorrows in a joint. #66#
The five ladies are getting ready for the group date on the French Riviera and man are they pumped up. They've rented out a yacht that they get to spend the night on. This pleases all the girls. Especially Jennifer. "We're gonna be pimpin' like Puff Daddy and Beyonce." Uhhhh, I thought Beyounce was dating Jay-Z. Can we say Duhh! Needless to say, she's all excited to go on the yacht for the night so she can finally get out of the house. So is Shiloh. Yes, she actually spoke this episode. Shiloh: "This is an unbelievable pimp daddy yacht." Is everything on this show "pimpin"? Who taught these ladies how to speak? Kevin Spears-Federline? This is gross. #dizzy9nj#
On the yacht, it's time to begin the partying. Ladies, get in your bikinis. And of course they all do. And they dance around with Travis who takes his shirt off to show off his chest for the 2nd time in the episode.
Moana grabs Travis and immediately jumps off the side of the boat to go for a ride on a jetski. Travis liked this. "Moana is definitely more pro-active than the other girls. She definitely goes full throttle." Yes, she does. The other girls did not like this, afterall Moana has said she is not really into this.
The date moves from the boat to a casino. Moana is the only one smoking a cigar at this point. Travis pulls Shiloh aside for some alone time just to make sure she's the one he wants to dump tonight. Shiloh: "I just hope you give everyone in this group a chance." At least she can go home and say she did not backstab anyone.... #25#
Back on the yacht, Travis pulls Sarah (Tennesse) aside for some one on one time. Sarah: "You know, we have a lot in common. I like the outdoors. The whole Nashville thing." Travis: "I ask myself, 'Is she a sexual being? Do you get totally passionate?'" Sarah wasn't really feeling the vibe. I think she thinks Travis thinks she's asexual. But I could be wrong. But as she begs and pleads for him to look at her as more than just a buddy, Tara stumbles up the steps to inform them they'll all be in the hot tub. Thankfully, Travis sends her back down and says to give him a few minutes. But a short time later, here comes Tara with Moana to bust up the alone time again. Isn't this the second episode that Tara has intruded in on Travis's alone time with someone. She needs to go....NOW
Travis decided not to hand out a rose that night and was gonna wait til morning. The girls appear disappointed.
The next morning we see Moana taking coffee to Travis who is still in bed. Of course she hops in with him and they start whispering. They hear the other girls calling Travis so they figure they better join the group. It is at this point, Travis gives Moana the rose from the night before. #106#
Our final date is with Jennifer and Sarah Canada. One will get a rose, the other will go home. For their date, they went camping. It was Jennifer's first time. Camping, that is. So this was her first time ever exploring the great outdoors. She also said it was her first time in a helicopter. Her first time dating a guy named Travis. So there are a lot of firsts for her during this experience.
Sarah Canada vs. Jennifer on a camping date to see who gets a rose and who goes home couldn't have been a bigger mismatch. Travis is in his element, Sarah Canada loves camping, and Jennifer is rubbing two sticks together. Travis is trying to teach her how to "widdle". Travis seems to be really into teaching Jennifer how to widdle. Travis: "Just do what Sarah's doing." Ouch. Things are not looking well for the Model.
Being the nice guy he is, Travis gives her one last chance to save herself with some alone time. Travis: "I can't think of a better time than sitting in front of a fire, having a couple beers, and nothing matters." These two go together about as much as Master P and a dancing contest. All the while, Sarah Canada is worrying that Jennifer is actually scoring points with Travis. Canada: "I'm cheesed out by the girls answering questions like they're Miss America."
Needless to say, not a difficult decision for Travis to make on this one. Sarah Canada gets the rose. Travis makes out with Sarah Canada, but yet again, from very poor camera angles.
Jennifer's parting words: "You can't leave here tonight not thinking either there's something wrong with you? Did you do something wrong? What could I have done more of?" #43#
Travis: "I do have a unique connection with Sarah from Canada. Not all of my feelings are equal across all the women. That would be impossible." What planet is he from. Men can do this and we have seen it on past Bachelors.
Rose ceremony time. In case you weren't paying attention Susan, Sarah Canada, and Moana already have roses. They will not be going home. And Susan's left breast is pretty much hanging out of her dress. On to the ceremony....
Jehan: She didn't rap when she received the rose. But maybe she will next week.
Tara: She was so high at this point
A very subdued Host Chris steps in to tell Sarah Tennessee and Shiloh that this is the final rose of the night. What was wrong with Chris this evening.....seemed really really down about something.
Sara Tennessee gets the final rose.
Shiloh really had no parting words other than to say he should've kept her and there are some girls there she doesn't think are there for the right reasons.
Next week, according to Host Chris, "a secret is revealed that changes everything." This secret is Jehan's. Hmmm....I wonder what it could be. Could it be that she has a kid....maybe she was a man in a past life....or maybe she can't have babies....I guess we will just have to tune in to find out.
Until next week.........
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bbfanatik
....He is just too fine. Way to cute to be with Fergie from The Black Eye Peas. He needs to be with me...hah...I guess I better keep dreaming on that one. I won't recap the first hour...if you want to know what happened, go back and read the Episode Two recap...
The second hour opened with Travis jogging shirtless.
Hubba HUbba....he is some kinda good looking. But later we see just why Travis is not married in the form of two of his friends, doctors Matt and Kevin who came to talk to the ladies and to determine whihc one will get the one on one date and who would go on a group date.
Matt and Kevin start grilling the ladies on human anatomy. Complete with a skeleton for them to view before answering. Their first question: "What is the largest, most powerful muscle in the body?" I was just as stumped as these ladies. We got some interesting answers though:
Tara guessed "the tongue." She would! #69#
Sarah Tennessee guessed "the intestines."
Susan was the winner of this horrible test by guessing "the butt". I guess I learned something new...did you! #26#
The next chore they put the girls through was presenting them with three wedding rings. They asked if Travis were to propose to you, which ring would you choose to have. I think this test was to see if they would choose the ring they actually wanted or the ring they thought Travis would want them to say they wanted. But how would they know if they were telling the truth...I mean come on, they had just met these girls and did not know anything about them.
Moana had no issues telling us which ring she liked the best and why. Moana: "I'm as shallow as a kiddie pool. I'll take the ring with the biggest rock." At least she was being honest....or was she.
We got a quick look at Matt and Kevin as they express their delight that these beautiful women are giving them the time of day....get a life guys, they have to talk to you. If this was reality, they would turn the other way when they saw both of you. #blowup8ya#
The next one was my favorite challenge they gave the girls. "Show us one of your talents." Oh boy. I knew this could get good. Shiloh did some form of breakdancing. Susan juggled balls. Let's see now, Susan likes hard nipples, her hair being pulled and she juggles balls....hmmmmm #69#
Sarah Canada did the splits. Jehan, I was waiting for her to break out a microphone and turntable and start rapping. What was that?? #102#
Sarah - Tennessee put her fist in her mouth. Ok....no comment. #icecream6os#
And Jennifer had no talent other than to put on a bikini and model her goods for us. Unless I wasn't paying attention, they never showed us Tara and Moana's talents. Of course we can probably see their talents next week when they replay this weeks show with new unseen clips.....
Susan was deemed most deserving of a first date by Travis' boyfriends. This didn't really sit well with Sarah Canada. "I thought Travis wanted to save the first kiss for me." Awwww. Guess you'll have to wait your turn. HaHaHaHa....as you tell I don't like Sara Canada - I think she is too immature and needy.
So Travis' date with Susan will be at Cafe De La Paix, and they will have to find their way there by themselves with a book of maps, no grasp of the French language, and producers purposely giving them wrong directions so we can laugh and giggle at them as they try and find their way to the restaurant.
When they finally arrive at the restaurant, three hours after leaving for it, Susan starts to lay it on thick: "How are you still single?" Travis: "Because I don't ever want to be divorced and I want to make sure I marry the right person." Susan: "Oh my God. I completely agree with you." I like Susan, but I think her answer was only said because she thought that is what he wanted to hear. I think she needs to be a little less Mrs. America and a little more real. I liked Travis's answer but I think that too was fake. If he had just said it was because he was so focused on his medical career, it would have been a more reasonable answer.
Back at the French Manor, a lot of the girls are gossiping about Susan. Imagine that. Girls talking behind other girls backs. The consensus seems to be that Susan is not there for the right reasons. She is not there for Travis but she's only doing this because she wants to be an actress and is moving to L.A. Isn't that what most of the girls that go on this show dream of....fame and fortune.
Susan keeps pouring it on. Susan: "I like you so much, and I feel so much here it freaks me out." Travis gives her a rose. She gets to stay. Wow. That didn't take much did it? But Susan doesn't stop there. Susan: "You're amazing. I want this to go a lot of places." Tthese two continue to hit it off. Susan: "I never thought I'd become crazy about you. But I'm done. I'm like a smitten kitten." Apparently Travis likes people who rhyme since we get to see him kiss his very first girl. Sort of. Horrible camera angles here. These two are making out on a balcony and all we see is the back of their heads. Wow. They're really trying to protect Travis' image here. I guess this is another thing we will see next week.
Back at the place where the women gossip about each other, the next gift box arrives. Jennifer, Sarah - Tennesse, Shiloh, Moana and Tara find out they will be going on an overnight group date to the French Riveria.
Susan comes home at 4:00 in the morning from her date with Travis and of course all the girls are still up. And of course the first question out of their mouths, "You guys kissed, didn't you?" Susan: "He kissed me." To which all the girls giggled and covered their mouths like they've never heard of such a thing. Except Sarah Canada. She's upset because she was still clinging on to that one hope that Travis would save his first kiss for her. Guess she will have to drown her sorrows in a joint. #66#
The five ladies are getting ready for the group date on the French Riviera and man are they pumped up. They've rented out a yacht that they get to spend the night on. This pleases all the girls. Especially Jennifer. "We're gonna be pimpin' like Puff Daddy and Beyonce." Uhhhh, I thought Beyounce was dating Jay-Z. Can we say Duhh! Needless to say, she's all excited to go on the yacht for the night so she can finally get out of the house. So is Shiloh. Yes, she actually spoke this episode. Shiloh: "This is an unbelievable pimp daddy yacht." Is everything on this show "pimpin"? Who taught these ladies how to speak? Kevin Spears-Federline? This is gross. #dizzy9nj#
On the yacht, it's time to begin the partying. Ladies, get in your bikinis. And of course they all do. And they dance around with Travis who takes his shirt off to show off his chest for the 2nd time in the episode.
Moana grabs Travis and immediately jumps off the side of the boat to go for a ride on a jetski. Travis liked this. "Moana is definitely more pro-active than the other girls. She definitely goes full throttle." Yes, she does. The other girls did not like this, afterall Moana has said she is not really into this.
The date moves from the boat to a casino. Moana is the only one smoking a cigar at this point. Travis pulls Shiloh aside for some alone time just to make sure she's the one he wants to dump tonight. Shiloh: "I just hope you give everyone in this group a chance." At least she can go home and say she did not backstab anyone.... #25#
Back on the yacht, Travis pulls Sarah (Tennesse) aside for some one on one time. Sarah: "You know, we have a lot in common. I like the outdoors. The whole Nashville thing." Travis: "I ask myself, 'Is she a sexual being? Do you get totally passionate?'" Sarah wasn't really feeling the vibe. I think she thinks Travis thinks she's asexual. But I could be wrong. But as she begs and pleads for him to look at her as more than just a buddy, Tara stumbles up the steps to inform them they'll all be in the hot tub. Thankfully, Travis sends her back down and says to give him a few minutes. But a short time later, here comes Tara with Moana to bust up the alone time again. Isn't this the second episode that Tara has intruded in on Travis's alone time with someone. She needs to go....NOW
Travis decided not to hand out a rose that night and was gonna wait til morning. The girls appear disappointed.
The next morning we see Moana taking coffee to Travis who is still in bed. Of course she hops in with him and they start whispering. They hear the other girls calling Travis so they figure they better join the group. It is at this point, Travis gives Moana the rose from the night before. #106#
Our final date is with Jennifer and Sarah Canada. One will get a rose, the other will go home. For their date, they went camping. It was Jennifer's first time. Camping, that is. So this was her first time ever exploring the great outdoors. She also said it was her first time in a helicopter. Her first time dating a guy named Travis. So there are a lot of firsts for her during this experience.
Sarah Canada vs. Jennifer on a camping date to see who gets a rose and who goes home couldn't have been a bigger mismatch. Travis is in his element, Sarah Canada loves camping, and Jennifer is rubbing two sticks together. Travis is trying to teach her how to "widdle". Travis seems to be really into teaching Jennifer how to widdle. Travis: "Just do what Sarah's doing." Ouch. Things are not looking well for the Model.
Being the nice guy he is, Travis gives her one last chance to save herself with some alone time. Travis: "I can't think of a better time than sitting in front of a fire, having a couple beers, and nothing matters." These two go together about as much as Master P and a dancing contest. All the while, Sarah Canada is worrying that Jennifer is actually scoring points with Travis. Canada: "I'm cheesed out by the girls answering questions like they're Miss America."
Needless to say, not a difficult decision for Travis to make on this one. Sarah Canada gets the rose. Travis makes out with Sarah Canada, but yet again, from very poor camera angles.
Jennifer's parting words: "You can't leave here tonight not thinking either there's something wrong with you? Did you do something wrong? What could I have done more of?" #43#
Travis: "I do have a unique connection with Sarah from Canada. Not all of my feelings are equal across all the women. That would be impossible." What planet is he from. Men can do this and we have seen it on past Bachelors.
Rose ceremony time. In case you weren't paying attention Susan, Sarah Canada, and Moana already have roses. They will not be going home. And Susan's left breast is pretty much hanging out of her dress. On to the ceremony....
Jehan: She didn't rap when she received the rose. But maybe she will next week.
Tara: She was so high at this point
A very subdued Host Chris steps in to tell Sarah Tennessee and Shiloh that this is the final rose of the night. What was wrong with Chris this evening.....seemed really really down about something.
Sara Tennessee gets the final rose.
Shiloh really had no parting words other than to say he should've kept her and there are some girls there she doesn't think are there for the right reasons.
Next week, according to Host Chris, "a secret is revealed that changes everything." This secret is Jehan's. Hmmm....I wonder what it could be. Could it be that she has a kid....maybe she was a man in a past life....or maybe she can't have babies....I guess we will just have to tune in to find out.
Until next week.........
#812269do#
bbfanatik